The Hunting Files

Amazing Indication Of A New Hunter From The Camo Nation?

We wouldn't have believed it, if we hadn't seen it ourselves!  

Finally....there IS a cure.....

All Kids LOVE Stuffed Animals!

It's universal.....all kids LOVE stuffed animals.  Wanna know why?

Earth First ?

Take a handful of women with an aversion to shaving ......add a drum ..... a little LSD..... Voila

These people have got to be related to the Petards .......  result of inter- breeding between ALF and Peta maybe?  Where's a good Stihl when you need it?

From The Mouth Of Babes

Sometimes it takes the words of a child to help us see the truth........

This is one you've got to see!  ; )         Pass it on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLFTs_eQPo0

Hunting Camp Humor

Some of the goofiest humor can come up at the hunting camp.   Our friends at The Big A.P.E. Squad  have proven that point well.  What is an outdoorsman to do when his hunt is disrupted??  Now you know........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jJgVkEnQs

Buzzards, Possums and Pick Up Trucks

A true story about some buzzards, a dead 'possum, and a young fella in an old pickup truck.

Several years ago, at work, I was driving on patrol and decided to check on one of our guys that was manning an entrance/exit gate. On the way to the gate on the hilly paved road, I encountered some buzzards feasting on a dead 'possum. I slowed way down because I didn't want to hit the birds on the road, giving them plenty of time to fly and clear the road.

At the gate, I was visiting the other guard when an old pickup arrived with the passenger sicker than a poisoned dog. The driver had a terrible mess, a huge wide swath of rotten 'possum guts and other sickening stuff the entire length of his truck, including the windshield. It was horrible and the weather was very hot. The swath was about 4 feet wide.

I was standing upwind alongside of the terrible mess and asked the driver what happened. The poor fella said he topped the hill and there were buzzards all over the road and he nearly hit some of them. One or more of the spooked birds regurgitated as they lifted off the ground, trying to lighten the load and gain altitude. The contents hit the front of the truck and traveled the entire length of the truck. You could see where he turned on his windshield wipers to gain some visibility, but didn't have any windshield washer fluid in the washer tank. He had just enough view to drive, the wipers smearing the terrible stuff.

I looked at my fellow officer that was the unfortunate downwind from the mess. Poor ol' Remo was kinda pale and green, too. We were going to eat our lunches at the guard shack, but kinda lost our appetites. The driver asked me if I could smell it. I said, "H*ell no, I'm upwind! Get this stinking mess out of here!" The poor sick green kid said he wondered if he could even make it to a car wash. Off he went, headed to a car wash miles away.

John Andrews

John's Custom Knives

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